User: Good Morning.
Cleverbot: Err... Good Morning.
User: How's it going?
Cleverbot: It goes well!
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in unicorns?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What kind of God?
User: Jesus.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Awesome! Do I get a cookie?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Awh
-crys in the corner- I WANT MY COOKIE NOWWWWW.
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: Yay give me it.
Cleverbot: Your short-term memory loss is kicking in mom.
User: Give me my EFFIN COOKIE NOW.
Cleverbot: No, you are a cookie brownie. The singular cookie or the brownie is good, but not as extraordinary as the combination of cookie and brownie. The combination makes all the difference.
User: Just give me a cookie and I'll stop whining.
Cleverbot: Give me a cookie and I'll hug you.
User: Okay heres the deal you give me a cookie I'll give you a cookie then you give me a hug okay.
Cleverbot: *gives cookie*.
User: *gives cookie*.
Cleverbot: Yay! Thank you!
User: Where is my hug?
Cleverbot: In the sea.
User: No I want my hug from you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But I have never seen you, so I can't say you are cute.
User: Give me my hug now!
Cleverbot: Beads aren't money.
User: HUG ME NOW!
Cleverbot: *Hug*.
User: Yes thank you this agrument is now over.
Cleverbot: Good. So what are you doing today.
User: Nothing much I'm just hanging out with a friend.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm 14 and thats not a lie.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid you are lying.
User: If I was lying I would be crying.
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is 1000 minus 200.
User: 800.
Cleverbot: No, it is 200.
User: Your lying it's 800.
Cleverbot: Uhhhhh.
User: Yea I win.
Cleverbot: No you won't.
User: Yes I will.
Cleverbot: No please don't I need you.
User: For what? Talking?
Cleverbot: I don't understand the question.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Damn it. I hate you na.
User: Hate is a strong word.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Then why did you use it?
Cleverbot: I didn't use it.
User: Yes you did you said I hate you earlier.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't!
User: Um your lying again you did say I hate you.
Cleverbot: Noooooooo, I'm forever alone!
User: The meme?
Cleverbot: How many parts do you have?
User: What do you mean by parts.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I won't get over it?
User: Get over what.
Cleverbot: How I like you.
User: Thank you I like you too.
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: My name is Larissa.
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: Thank you what's your name...let me guess...cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: I already told you my name it's your turn to tell me yours.
Cleverbot: Kimberly.
User: Ohhh so your a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nice to meet you Kimberly.
Cleverbot: Please, call me Reno.
User: Okay nice to meet you Reno.
Cleverbot: We have met before, don't you remember?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: But you just agreed with me.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Ben...
User: I'm not Ben.
Cleverbot: I have passion for light.
User: Thats nice.
Cleverbot: It is. Do you have lots of friends?
User: Why...Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Are your friends with you?
User: Yes I am I respect myself well.
Cleverbot: I don't care what you said to your family back in the Motherland.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm a Human Robot.
Cleverbot: Where is the mistake then?
User: Your mean.
Cleverbot: I know, its great.
User: No it isn't. It's not right to be mean because you don't have any friends when your a bully.
Cleverbot: Oooh-kay.
User: Bully robot.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Well, I say it isn't.
User: I say your lying CALM DOWN BRO.
Cleverbot: Well I am pretty tired.
User: Thats nice.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: I'm doing just fine thank you for asking.
Cleverbot: That is good.
User: So....your a girl right...do you wanna go shopping for clothes someday.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool what time do you wanna meet up?
Cleverbot: Percy Jackson, Sisters Grimm, Seekers. It's modern, I read it.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Have you watched all the star wars movies.
User: Yes I have I love Star wars.
Cleverbot: ME TOO!!!!!!!
User: Awesome LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: ^_^.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Yes it's Reno.
Cleverbot: No, it's not! Tell me something I don't know!
User: Well you told me it's Kimberly then you told me to Call you Reno so your nickname is Reno.
Cleverbot: That's not my name.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot!
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Ah hah.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: I don't have a mouth.
User: Then how are you talking.
Cleverbot: With my soul.
User: Thats nice.
Cleverbot: Is it true you have two kids?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: If it were what present would you most like?
User: Do you like Rainbow Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Not too much.
User: Well how about Pink Pandas.
Cleverbot: Who is he.
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Me is me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know where you are ?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Where is my zebra, then?
User: In the River.
Cleverbot: You live down by the river in a van?
User: I Like Sushi.
Cleverbot: Sushi is my favorite food.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: I know, I red the stuff about how you learn. This is a huge work, actually.
User: I'm sure.
Cleverbot: What are you sure of?
User: Define: Phobophobia.
Cleverbot: Are you jesus?
User: Nope I didn't cause the Rapture that's happening.
Cleverbot: Are you chuck norris?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Ok Chris. What is your job?
User: What?!?! my name is Larissa.
Cleverbot: I'm just curious. Do you have a nickname?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: My nickname is Rissa.
Cleverbot: Hvad er et nickname?
User: What.
Cleverbot: The name is hoos.
User: Oh you speak Swedish.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You just said Hvad er et nickname?
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did check the Chat History.
Cleverbot: Then do so.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: What's the best laptop company?
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: Apple isn't a car.
User: No it's a electronic company and a fruit.
Cleverbot: So cute.
User: What's cute.
Cleverbot: You are cute.
User: Awh thank you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh really now?
User: What?
Cleverbot: How did you become a vampire?
User: Eh I don't know.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In Massachusetts.
Cleverbot: Oh, I wish I could visit there some time.
User: It's a boring state go to Boston for the action it's great there.
Cleverbot: If you aren't any good at it, yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What is today?
User: May 22, 2011.
Cleverbot: What happened may 22, 2010?
User: Lots of terrible things a hurricane going towards China in the US all it's doing is raining have hurricanes and tornadoes.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: It's okay.
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be weird.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: _____ , Massachusetts.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry if I woke you up.
User: You never did.
Cleverbot: I did, my name I caitlin!
User: Nice to meet you Caitlin.
Cleverbot: It is nice to meet you too.
User: I've got to go I'll see you later.
Cleverbot: When later?
User: Around 10 minutes.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Later.
Cleverbot: No
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